Friday, February 10, 2006

(Ow! Ow! My stomach...)

Thanks to a Boingboing article, I came across the official Chuck Norris t-shirt website.

I don't think I've ever cried at work before.

(Ow. It hurts. Make the laughter stop.)

This and other cool Chuck Norris facts available here:

"The quickest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes."

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

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