Thanks to a Boingboing article, I came across the official Chuck Norris t-shirt website.
I don't think I've ever cried at work before.
(Ow. It hurts. Make the laughter stop.)
This and other cool Chuck Norris facts available here:
"The quickest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes."
"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."