Friday, January 13, 2006

Jeff Foxworthy: Stephen Harper Fan Club President

You know, every once in a while, just when you're thinking "maybe, just maybe I could see myself voting for the Conservatives 'cause the Liberals are such morons," Stephen Harper appears on the news, pulls down his collar and flashes that crimson red we know exists beneath.

In today's Toronto Star, Harper is quoted as saying (amongst other things) that he would be willing to revisit the idea of a US-proposed missile defence shield.


Someone please, PLEASE assure me that this guy isn't going to be our next Prime Minister. It would be worth forty sponsorship scandals not to have this sort of ideological terror running the show.

Is it possible to get every disillusioned Liberal supporter to vote NDP at the same time? I doubt it. The vote will get split, the Conservatives will take advantage, sweep the 905 and we'll all be over the barrel for four years.

Lord help us.

"You see this? This is us."
Brad Pitt, Seven

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