Let me explain.
The powers-that-be have decided to replace the toilets in my building. I guess this'll justify them jacking up my rent down the road, but that's beside the point.
These new toilets are...futuristic. They are supposed to be more efficient, I guess. They have a plastic container system within the tank, so I assume it uses less water.
The first time I used this new and improved product, I just about crapped myself - twice.
The thing flushes with the force of a jet engine. I shit you not. And even if I were, this thing would suck it down like a Japanese hot dog eater.
I have nicknamed my toilet The Black Hole.
Think I'm exaggerating? Come on over and see for yourself.
...if you DARE!