First of all: happy 2007 everybody. Did you all have a good time? Great. Now let's get back to some bitching, shall we?
So I'm hanging out with a friend of mine the other day and we're flipping through the channels on the ol' boob tube. One unfortunate channel happened to be showing the Oprah "look at me, I'm the voice of god, I'll give you a car if you bow before me" Winfrey Show (honestly, what kind of ego do you have to have to crash weddings with a camera crew and expect to be welcome? And btw, she doesn't give away cars, the car company donates them for promotion - she just takes the credit). I noticed Jay Leno and a couple of other guys I didn't recognize were sitting on some panel. I fought my instincts and stayed on the channel for more than a split second. I figured out that this was supposed to be an honest conversation about men.
Amongst the topics being discussed were:
- Why do men watch porn?
- Why do men love golf?
- Why do men cheat?
- What do men think about after sex?
Ok, ladies, listen carefully: if you want to know the answers to these mysteries, find yourself a man you trust (don't laugh) like a boyfriend, brother, friend etc. and ask him. Do not, under any circumstances, listen to what you hear on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
If you have no such honest man in your life, come back here and ask me: I'll give it to you straight.
Oprah is all about political correctness and frowning on anything that may seem blunt or crass.
There's nothing politically correct about the answers to these questions, ladies.
Is Jay Leno really going to give an honest answer about sex and porn with Queen Oprah sitting there, judging him?
I was praying for Sue Johanson to make a surprise appearance. I'd pay to watch that episode! Let's see Oprah try to shame her!